The Gospel According to Denacioust
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The Elites and the Proles are opposing factions within the XGen community. Their differences lie mainly in their interpretation of passage 4 of the XGen declaration of independence which has divided them from day one. The original elite, John Eliticus, and the original prole, Jim Prolicus, have since vanished from the community however their bitter hatred for one another lives on.
It has been many years since either of these two have been spotted. Many believe that Jim Prolicus devoured John Eliticus, stating 'RRRAGHAFANFGJKA' as his motive.
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General Appearance of a prole and Elite
An elite may be spotted by his excellent posture, reasoned thinking, fine clothing and mustache.
The prole may be spotted by his poor posture, incomprehensible speech and general elephant features.
First XGen Meeting of Parliament
Tensions were high during the first official XGen meeting of parliament. The dialogue is as follows:
I believe that XGen should revert to using the Gold Standard. I believe it would be of economic and monetary benefit to the community and increase our foreign exports.
NARRRRRGLE BBBBBBB UNNNNNNGHGHGGH!
And with that Jim Prolicus stood up to rapturous applause, leaving with a horde of followers. From then the division was confirmed. XGen had become a bi-partisan state, with it's two prime factions, the Elites and the Proles. Their eponymous leaders have each tried to gather supporters in different manners. John Eliticus believes in building a solid, top-quality, albeit small base while Jim Prolicus accepts any person among his ranks.
A Third Party is Formed
Over time however, disagreement amongst Eliticus' ranks led to the formation of a 3rd party. Feeling the Elites had become over-confident in themselves and bought too much into their own hype, Justin Adminicus broke off and formed a group of the more modest members of the Elite ranks. They became affectionately known as the mods.
The Rise of Justin Adminicus
Not much is known of Justin Adminicus. His modesty made him a more obscure character, rarely willing to show his face amongst the common people.
Adminicus and his followers are often known by their just and magnanimous character, their long-flowing hair and their shield and staff.
It is often said that to look upon a member of the modest party would be to look upon God itself. Their appearance can never truly be represented as it is rumored that the eyes of anyone who has had the privilege to do so have melted from their sockets. They then die a truly blissful death.
The Wheels of War Start Turning
Prolicus often tried to inspire revolution, feeling that XGen should be a democratic state and not ruled by the upper classes of the elites. Prolicus, enrolled the help of the animals which were enslaved in XGen, promising their freedom in return for their help. He assembled an army of Dragons, Lizards and Trolls 30,000 strong.
Eliticus set about building a stronghold for the protection of his party.
The wheels of war were firmly set in motion. Prolicus gathered his army in Proleville, while Eliticus gathered his in Elitesville.
And so Eliticus began his undertaking, to build a fortress for his people, to protect them from the advancing army. He used bricks of great wisdom, and mortar of great experience, and set about building a stronghold the likes of which had never been seen.
The Disappearance of the Eliticus Party
However, Eliticus' efforts were proving fruitless, and so he enlisted the help of his old friend, Adminicus. Adminicus had been known to dabble in the dark arts, and his powers had appeared to be increasing. He had been able to make members of the society disappear at will, silence others, and teleport people to other sides of the land. But this would be an undertaking of a magnitude which had yet to be seen. He was going to make the entire of Eliticus party vanish. Never to be seen again.
It was the 37th minute of the 13th hour and Adminicus had agreed to Eliticus' terms that he would perform this magic on Elitesville and hide it so that it could never be found by any of Prolicus' followers if Eliticus promised to never show his face again. Eliticus kept up his side of the deal, and so the Elites vanished, never to be seen again.
